Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.

Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.

by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

by saintstax March 1, 2019

semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.

O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

retarded evil

Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.

Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.

by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008

Retard Rivalry

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

by Phlil February 27, 2010

retard nigga

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”

by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019