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Profalasting

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex
Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*
by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009
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Probowned

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.
When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."
by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009
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profanguage

b*#@h,f@#k and b@#$%*d are profanguage
by oLd YeLlEr 67876 January 16, 2011
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Profanic

As in a fowl word that cannot be used around your future mother-in-law to describe really awesome and or horrible scenarios. Can be a verb, noun or adjetive. It's just that effing awesome.
'I almost posted an FB status about how awesome the band was that we just saw but then remembered that I am friends with your mom, and sister and my boss, and her boss, so I decided to not use that profanic language to save face!'
by Misserin July 28, 2014
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Profaffinating

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.
Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating
by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018
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ProCo

I don’t know. If you do txt me the definition 610-724-1883
Idfk what Proco means
by SenseiChase November 24, 2018
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profanitized

when something innocent becomes filled with profanity
Why has this song been profanitized?
by noturaveragevtownhicklolz October 18, 2019
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