procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.

My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018