Definitions by @millierossinc

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

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I need to get somewhere really far away but the law forbids me to drive... ughenomics

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