Lil profit

best soundcloud rapper on da gang!!!1

Tameika: Have you heard lil profits soundcloud?
Sky: NO! why is it fire?
Tameika: YES FOK VARY!

by FaZe_Adapt675437554 September 24, 2020

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021

diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.

First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out

by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022

Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse

Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.

by Fartprobation April 18, 2022

Street Profits

A prostitute, A group of prostitutes

Person 1: "Yo Dave! Let's go find some Street Profits downtown!" Dave: "Holy shit the WWE tag team? no way!" Person 1: "Nah bro. Go see the definition on urban dictionary teh goon wrote."

by teh goon April 28, 2023

probation

A marijuana tolerance break.

Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“

by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018

Profitganda

Profitganda is the use of phony "feel good" information to sell an idea, product or concept to the masses.

The Main Stream Media (MSM) used profitganda to try and convince voters that they had nothing to fear from the nuclear industry, despite their poor Safety practices and history of over charging!

by CaptD October 25, 2012