a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.
a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah
a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah
by shinkbob June 15, 2008
some one who wears designer jeans, aviator sunglasses, skateboarder hats and tight shirts with v-necks on them with vans skateboarding shoes
by ManStyle December 08, 2008
The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵
by Lici S July 25, 2019
Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also
by Jitexposed March 21, 2018
A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.
Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
by Blurry January 26, 2018
To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
by fasteddyking January 23, 2017