Mudslide Banana Split

Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.

Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!

by syngates13 July 8, 2011

Swahili Mudslide

The Act of shitting down one/s chest then smearing the shit with your asshole.It's also what R Kelly would of done if he had to shit.

"Hey Honey wana add some spice to are life"

" Are you gonna take me to Chillis because I'd rather have "Ladys Night" tonight."

"No Honey I ment a Swahili Mudslide,besides your hairs are still in my back molars."

by R Kelly the Shittinator May 20, 2010

missouri mudslide

The acted of producing a whiskey shit on a woman's chest while titty fucking her.

After consuming a large amount of whiskey, Jethro took the local bar fly home. Without warning "Hello!!!" the Missouri Mudslide. Realizing what had just happened he quietly and cautiously made his way to the bathroom, cleaned himself, and walked out the door without saying a word.

by Cpt. Crunch November 8, 2013

taco bell mudslide

After a girl eats Taco Bell and has diarrhea, using the diarrhea as lubricant for anal sex.

Dude, this chick had Taco Bell tonight and has been in my bathroom for an hour. You know what that means, no lube tonight I'm doing the Taco Bell mudslide!!

by jeffery the blunt November 13, 2014

jamaican mudslide

taking a shit while doing a handstand

that guy just did a jamaican mudslide...hes got shit all over him

by Scotty_boi10 September 4, 2006

Australian Mudslide

When you hook up with an Australian chick in Las Vegas and she has a seizure orgasam that causes her to poo herself resulting in a skid mark the length of her back.

After the Australian mudslide I threw away the hotel sheets.

by Lorddigles February 28, 2017

California Mudslide

When a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her butt. A man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and poop out his fecal matter onto her back. As it slides down her back and off her butt cheeks, it look's like a California mudslide.

Man, John sure did give Cassie a big California mudslide last night in the bathroom at AJ's party.

by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009