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The Jerry

A Bucknell Class of 2011 student that lazes around its filthy dwellings all day long, misses its classes, eats like hell, and sleeps for 12-18 hours per day. Somehow it is still in school and manages to justify going out to party three times per week.
"Hey, look! The Jerry!"
"Hey Jerry!"
"Jerry get the fuck up its 6:00pm"
"Jerry you should have given up fudge for Lent"
by M-Deezy Jr. April 26, 2009
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Foot Jerky

The tough, dried skin on your foot (either from a blister or a corn) that, when peeled off, is then eaten or chewed on.
"Look at this strip of dead skin from my heel! Mmmmm, foot jerky!"
by Sinnerviewer April 9, 2012
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Jerry Reed

One of the most underrated Country Music Artists of all time. His music contains life lessons and humor that everyone can enjoy and learn from.
Jerry Reed can tell a story with a song.
by James Johnson September 19, 2005
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Beef Jerky

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!
Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!
by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011
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Jerry Sandusky

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes all over your face.
Ouch! I didn't think it would hurt to take a shower. Jerry Sandusky has a bigger dick than Father O'Malley
by chimpsmirk November 7, 2011
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Jerry Sandusky

By far the sickest fuck known to man. Former Penn State coach and defensive coordinator who over years used his charity for young boys and clout withing the Penn State athletic community to commit heinous acts against a series of young boys and teens. His antics included anally raping them (in Penn State locker room facilities), and forcing boys to perform sex acts on himself/receive sex acts from him on overnite trips, in his house, his car, educational institutions, etc.
Jerry Sandusky is days away from suicide.

My boy bet me $20 that Jerry Sandusky will kill himself before hes killed in jail.

Jerry Sandusky is the gayest, sickest old fuck I can possibly imagine. What a fag this dude is.
by Snach_Crusher November 7, 2011
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jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"
"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."
by my8086 May 25, 2007
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