Facestraction

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

FACEBITCH

FACEBITCH; One who actively participates in bitching on multiple Facebook threads, and posts daily.

"NO, rolling the dog over on his back to rub his belly is NOT some form of animal abuse, you silly FACEBITCH. "

by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016

Faceitude

NOUN

1. When beauty and attitude collide and seep into facial expression.

NOUN

1. When beauty and attitude collide and seep into facial expression.
'It was by good stead and faceitude that the damsel got the job.'

by Scraggulartis June 12, 2016

facexit

Also facexit, faceit, facebook-exit. Social network trend inspired by people who don’t have shit to do with facebook anymore, and they decided unanimously to leave facebook for good.

I just shot the mf facebook down.
- I quit last month, good luck with your facexit!

by itsplatabroh January 13, 2019

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019