slim dickins

1) Limited or no females to copulate with.

2) The absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.

1) -"Justyn, how has your sex life been?"

- "Not too good man, it's really slim dickins out there"

2) -"This party has no good looking girls! It's slim dickins tonight."

by MageMasher07 November 16, 2013

ducking it

To chill as Donald Duck would, with a t-shirt and no pants. Hat optional.

Yo mike, stop ducking it all zee time in this room full of dudes.

by trincoll July 7, 2008

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

Duckies

Breasts of women.

Duckies is old English slang for boobs. There are love letters from Henry the 8th to Anne Boleyn saying that he cannot wait to rest his head upon her fine fine duckies.

by captain503 August 26, 2013

ducking

The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.

John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

by steven26atgmail April 8, 2009

Bruce Dickinson

1. A man who's gotta have more cowbell.
2. A man who makes gold records once his pants are on.
3. A man you should never question.

"My name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes ... THE Bruce Dickinson. And I gotta tell you, fellas: You've got what appears to be a dynamite sound."

by Henry Krinkle January 5, 2008

dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

by billy kelley March 26, 2004