douche

The dude who ratted out michael phelps

you're the one who ratted out michael phelps...? douche.

by mackhouse October 26, 2009

Douche

doosh noun, verb

1. kanye

I threw-up in my mouth when I saw my grandma's kanye in the trash.

douche

by whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat September 16, 2009

Douche

Kanye West, and Chris Brown

Dude did you see the vmas?? No man i heard that taylor swift got interupted by a douche though. Did you hear what happened to Rhianna? Yeah man, she got hit by that douche right?

by IHit69Fences January 26, 2010

Douche

A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"

Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"

by Reallyfrickenawesome May 24, 2010

Douche

Lame, pathetic, bad,

That Hykie she's a douche

by Minchtastic March 14, 2009

Douche

Fuck them all to death

Douche fuck them all to death

by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016

douche

An individual who is a complete jerk-off, jackass, or bastard.

"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE!"

by Dustin Mahurin December 20, 2003