diesel douche

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.
He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.
by Hooey. January 30, 2015
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A cowboywho wears pearl snaps and thinks he's the salt of the earth, a bad mother fuckerlikes to kick of his boots and drive you wild, then go through your yard with his panty dropping diesel please refer to diesel douche
Friend: oh he's cute
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.
by Hooey. January 30, 2015
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