doft

The act of forgetting your ID at home. Mainly in respect to going to 18+ or 21+ establishments.

Justin: "Dude, if you doft us again, you can sit outside the bar all night."
Jon: "baller"
Mickey: "Let's just go watch A Scanner Darkly."

by Razor Ramon March 24, 2008

doofmonger

A person who is a loser, idiot etc. Also a quality of a person that is most un-appealing to most sane human being.

Bush is such a doofmonger

by Pillsuburyetta Jolieolier December 7, 2003

doofelaffer

Something, the name of which you have temporarily forgotton.

Can you pass me the screwdriver please? It's over there on the bench next to the doofelaffer

by Davy J November 22, 2006

doof stain

one who is a retard as is doofy from scary movie

when justin timberlake felt jannet jacksons boobs..what a doof stain

by deeeeeedcell March 13, 2009

Doof

When you accidentally say doof because your mind cannot decide between dude or oof.

Girl 1: "My vagina randomly hurts sometimes."
Girl 2: "Doof."

by $Kayla$ November 5, 2019

Doofie

The act of being a dufus. Often associated with being dorky or acting like you are five, but in a good way.

Me: "Emily, stop being so doofie!! People will think your five!"

Emily: "Not even!"

Doofster Doofappotimus

by Fellow Doofie May 20, 2010

Doof

To fart or pass gas

Dude did you just doof? It reeks!

by Mr muscles March 12, 2014