Abbot

That one imaginary friend that never leaves and is scary as fuck.

Why is Avery still playing duck duck goose with Abbot, she’s 16.

by Meandering Mollusk July 25, 2019

abbotsford ignorant

gays in vancouver use this term to describe the ignorance that abbotsford seems to reek of. abbotsford being a town full of bible thumpers, they are often s hocked and angered by the big city world.

'wow that guy over there's gotta be abbotsford ignorant'

by paul April 16, 2005

fat abbot

a fat person. can be male or female, based on the spoof of popular childrens tv character, fat albert, Fat Abbot made his apearance on south park.

fuckin hell she is so fat. what a goddam fat abbot

Ur momma's a fat abbot

fat abbot u need a diet!

by Offender May 7, 2005

Abbotted

To, despite all the evidence on the contrary telling you to do the the opposite, (including hard scientific evidence and basically being a decent normal human being), you embark on a set of actions that totally Cluster F**k Things up.
Verb: Abottion.

Since coming into power as Prime Minister of Australia, Tony has really Abbotted that one up.

by OzzyAye March 3, 2014

Abbottology

Endless repetition of three word slogans by Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Minister.

"he summarised his programme as ‘stop the refugee boats, end big new taxes, stop waste, pay off debt’" - Daniel Hannan, The Daily Telegraph (London) 26 Feb 2012

"An Abbottology - Axe the Tax, End the Waste, Stop the Boats... Axe the Tax, End the Waste, Stop the Boats..." - cartoon by Matt Golding, The Age (Melbourne) 6 Jun 2014

by Alberto Rosso June 5, 2014

Abbottated

When you're sitting on a juicy private message till you have virtual blue balls, then inevitably succumb to the temptation and publicise it like the weak-spined pussy we all know you to be.

The punk ass bitch Abbottated me to a bunch of innocent skiers who deserved better.

by Liberal Joe March 25, 2019

abbottoir

A slaughterhouse that is operated by monks.

Monasteries often produce alcoholic beverages, and it is known that meat is helpful for relieving a hangover, so I wonder if that's why abbottoirs first came to be?

by QuacksO April 22, 2020