Abbotting

To juggle multiple females at a time without confrontation from one another. In order to be consider Abbotting you must not be caught by one of the females you are juggling.

Having different girls come over every night without a conflict between two of those girls would be considered Abbotting.

by koboxer25 October 6, 2010

Abbotting

Enjoying an alcoholic beverage while on a train journey as made popular by Labour MP Diane Abbott

“We Abbotting on the train?”

“I’m definitely Abbotting, don’t want to sober up before we get there.”

by SometimesTimothy April 19, 2019

skate aborting

When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman

Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman

So I called it skate aborting

by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020

abbotong

1. The act of saying an exZAjart.
2. An extremely awkward and eventually hilarious date, usually involving a couple making out next to you, and headless ducks.

1. Don't you dare start abbotonging when I put on these pants!
2. After his abbotong with Megan, Daniel learned to avoid talking about beheaded water creatures.

by TWiSSlerMAstER January 27, 2009

Aimbotting

A metaphor for when someone is too skilled/ superior over their competitor that the competitor begins to think that the other person has rigged the match.

did you see how Terrance got first place again in the Kahoot? He’s fucking aimbotting bro!

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

Abbottsnap

To relieve your bowel of extremely toxic fecal matter

The other morning I had a particularly smelly abbottsnap .....

by carwhack May 25, 2014

Abbottism

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014