wannabe emo

the dickheads who give real emos a bad name by either forcing themselves to listen to to emo bands they don't even like or listening to crap bands they THINK are emo. Also fake depression+ have bad hair.
Wannabe emo boys look all pathetic and have gelled-down-to-look-longer hair. Wannabe emo girls are usually really fat, will wear heartagram or Emily The Strange shit and have REALLY, REALLY long black or brown hair.
Wannabe emo kids wear: crap jeans, button-down tops which look more like school shirts than anything, crappy band tees, Heartagram tees, fake Converse, plain black shoes/trainers, plain black glasses, Emily The Strange, etc.
Alot of them also say they're bi/gay when they're NOT.
Wemo hobbies: writing 'sad' poetry, listening to 'depressing' music, self-harming, sitting in corners, crying, writing 'sad' diary entries (eg: Dear diary, today was a very regular, boring day, but because I fake depression, I'm going to say it was terrible and everything went wrong. Gotta go and self harm, bye, you're the only one who understands<3)
Wannabe emo must-haves: Emily The Strange tee, crap hair, plain black shoes/trainers, razorblades, fake blood, horn-rimmed glasses, black/grey straight-leg jeans, shitty band tees and anti-depressants. Oh yes, and the diary to write poetry and 'depressing' entries in.

Mum/Dad: Hey, kid, how was school today?
Wannabe emo kid: thinking 'meh, it was ok' SO, SO DEPRESSING. I'MA WRITE SUCKISH POETRY, PRETEND TO SELF-HARM AND TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.

by t_rawr March 27, 2009

pink floyd wannabe

someone who says they listen to pink floyd because they think its cool, but really don't and know nothing about them.

Me: Dark side of the moon.
wannabe: oh yeah man, pink floyd, rock on!
Me: Wish you were here
wannabe: yeah, incubus is really good too!
Me: go kill yourself.

by Erin Guercio March 20, 2005

Paris Hilton Wannabe

People, usually females, fixated on the socialite, movie star and business woman Paris Hilton. The wannabes often follow the glamorous life of the star of hit reality show 'The Simple Life.' Often acting, dressing and using her famous catch phrases such as 'that's hot' or 'loves it' these people aspire to nothing more than the fabulous life that the starlet leads. Unashamed of their admiration they enjoy being compared to Paris Hilton and love to be known as THE Wannabe.

Lauren: "Omg did you hear Paris Hilton wears only white sun glasses now?"

Sarah: "We totally need to get down to the mall and get some. Mine are so old now"

Lauren: "Your such a Paris Hilton Wannabe"

by One smart blonde December 10, 2008

Wasabi Wannabe

Someone who is not Asian but really really wants to be because they watch too much anime and know nothing about the culture other than what's imported and filtered by the West.

OMFG! I WATCH TEH ANIME IN TEH JAPANESE WITH TEH ENGLISH SUBTITLES! I M SO AZN!

Stfu Wasabi Wannabe.

by Keke April 9, 2005

Wannabe Scene Kid

A wannabe scene kid is someone who comforms to other people and clings onto them like a leech, sucking out someone else's style into their own, and can't think of anything original. A Wannabe Scene Kid can go behind their "friends" behind their backs and talk about them in a negative way, and act like they like them when they're with that person (i.e hypocrite). They also blow off their "used-to-be" friends because no one else liked them (i.e conforming to other ideas)

Sentence: That Sarah girl is such a wannabe scene kid!

Picture:

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/Lol_Kid489/Untitled-1.jpg

by Lol_Kid489 April 16, 2009

wannabe goth

A young person (usually between the ages of 12-17) who thinks they are goth, but they really have no idea what the Gothic Subculture is about. Symptoms of a "wannabe goth" usually include: way too much eyeliner, too much ugly black lipstick, a wardrobe consisting of all black clothes, stupid looking chains and/or spike collars, and a CD collection consisting mostly of Marilyn Manson, Korn, NIN, Orgy, and the like. If you are a parent and you fear that your child is a wannabe goth, have no fear, this is just a passing phase. Once your child's friends decide that it's no longer "cool" to be goth, or when they feel they have adequately pissed you off, they'll get over it.

My friends and I loath the wannabe goths at school who listen to horrible metal music and talk about suicide all day.

by ~*Kassandra*~ December 21, 2004

Wannabe Vampires

Kids who usally range from Fifth to Eighth grade, who drink V8 and dress like a Goth or Emo dude/dudette. Wannabe Vampires also like to "tell" on people that they dislike or wanna start shit with, and then start crying in front of a Teacher/Princible. They usually hang around Dark areas like a Goth or Emo.

Jonny- WOAH! LOOK AT THAT DUDE!!!!
Vampire Kid- Im not a dude
Jonny- Then what are you?
Vampire Kid- Imma vampire....
Derick- Dude your a wannabe vampire
Vampire Kid- (starts crying) TEACHER! HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME!!!
Teacher- Go hang with the Wannabe Vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!

by iwouldbangagothchick October 13, 2010