Wiffness

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

by liftedresearch August 31, 2011

WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...

"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."

by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008

Wikifloating

When you're surfing Wikipedia and drift away from the original article and get distracted by other articles linked in the one you meant to read in the first place. The same of course can happen to you all over again with the next article - potentially going on like this for hours.

wikisurfing

dude 1: hey, did you know that george lucas was inspired by his dog when he created the wookies?
dude 2: hey, I thought you were doing research for your history essay.
dude 1: yes, but then I started wikifloating! for hours.

by Kane* October 26, 2008

Wiffenated

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wifi rage

The act of naming a WIFI network in such a way as to discourage free use or hacking thereof. Also known as "passive aggressive wifi".

I'm usually a wifi sniffer, but the neighbor changed his wifi name to "GoAwayNowPest" so he knows I've been downloading porn on his dime... he has wifi rage.

by singedude June 16, 2010

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi

Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016