A girl who is hella goregous. When you first see her, she will blow your mind. She is also really talented and amazingly sweet and can turn anybody's frown upside down. She has a heart of gold and will listen to you for hours and hours and give you the best advice ever. She also is very goal-oriented, but never fulfills any of them even though she tries to. She puts effort into her appearance and always looks hot af.
Dude 1: Hey, did you see vaatsalya?
Dude 2: Yeah man, she's really really hot.
Dude 1: Bro yeah backoff man if i get her, she's my clout
Dude 2: Yeah man, she's really really hot.
Dude 1: Bro yeah backoff man if i get her, she's my clout
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After my breakup last night, I abused him so much, I almost became Vatsa.
Guys, stop hitting on me. You know by now that I'm a Vatsa. Out of your league!
Guys, stop hitting on me. You know by now that I'm a Vatsa. Out of your league!
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