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PERSON 1: Hey! Do u study at Timber City Academy?
PERSON 2: sigeg english uy piste, opo daghay gahig ulo didto madam
PERSON 2: sigeg english uy piste, opo daghay gahig ulo didto madam
by i burn you? you melt me. February 27, 2021
The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
by Ssylar September 13, 2008
by TSSGP May 28, 2018
The best camp on the east coast with the greatest friendship that last a life time. Greatest Place ever. Most fun Ive ever Had
by Bing1212 October 06, 2011
Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021
A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm
by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009
1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010