Spatulaing

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015

statular

Of or having to do with states.

"This neighborhood is very statularly diverse" - observation of license plates from many states.

by Disaster Girl February 6, 2005

spatulaic

that of, or related to spatulas.

Every kitchen should have a spatulaic section to separate and organize all of the spatulas.

by Douglas Kingsbury December 21, 2008

Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.

Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"

by Kane67 June 13, 2013

spatulaspanky

A legendary man who's identity is unknown. Legend has it that he can be seen in the highly offensive!!! chat at 3:00am. He is the only man who has seen shaggy at 100% power and survived!

"OMG, cailey is that Spatulaspanky?!?"

by Loosechromosome January 26, 2019

spatulari$ing

To overthink and/or become overly concern about the small details.

Stop spatulari$ing, you’re worrying about things that don’t matter.

by Mcalex February 4, 2023

spatualing

While sproking the male flips his attractive partner in the opposite direction with his erection so she's in the vertical position like she's gonna do a 180.

Male: Last night was good.
Female: I know. You're really good at spatualing. You flipped me so high last night.
Male: Thanks I've been practicing.

by Kyleenachacha June 26, 2008