shapangleonomy

the study of flying shapes slaying retarded unicorns with rabies in a geometry class

Because my geometry teacher never took shapangleonomy, he didn't know how to get rid of all the flying shapes and mentally challenged unicorns with rabies.

by Jonny-Schnouzehncoker December 17, 2008

spanglecunt

a word used to describe a person who is famous for being a massive cunt. for example donald trump or katie hopkins.

Did you see the news yesterday?
yeah donald trump is a proper spanglecunt.

by nirvanabananas September 6, 2016

Spandangled

to dangle a ball sack in front of ones face, purely for torture. One may be asked to suck on the ball sack until further notice.

Hey man did u hear about stacey getting spandangled the other night?

by Kaysty August 1, 2006

spandangle

to jizz or spill sticky liquid

shit dave you spandangled all over her fuckin face!

by mark burns January 3, 2005

spadazzle

The act of releasing copius ammounts of semenal fluid onto another.

I just spadazzled your mom.

BOOMF, spadazzled.

Jimmy woke up to find that after what he thought to be a peacefull nights sleep, he had actually been spadazzled.

by JoeJoeJoeJoeAndJoeJoe December 3, 2006

spangle

to be inebriated on class a drugs.

I: "what are you up to tonight?"

R: "going out on the spangle"

I: "how are you feeling on this fine evening?"

R: "oh i've taken so many beans i feel really spangled"

by Rizla June 11, 2008

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004