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sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"
"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.
by bardock obama October 10, 2013
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Singing

Snitching. Informing on somone, usually to the police or other authority.
Max got arrested last night and apparently he's been singing to the cops
by Snowball112 November 17, 2011
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AIM singing

AIM singing is when someone IMs lyrics to another person. Since there's no music and the other person's just reading it, it makes no sense.
ScreenName123: They said release 'Remote Control'
But we didn't want it on the label
UserName138: Huh? Who are They? What label?
ScreenName123: They said, "Fly to Amsterdam"
The people laughed but the press went mad
UserName138: Wait, who went to Amsterdam?
ScreenName123: No, it's a Clash song.
UserName138: Whatever, AIM singing is so stupid.
by Clash City Rocker October 29, 2005
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scat singing

Scat singing is vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice. Thus it is a type of voice instrumental.

Scat also refers to the sexual fetish known as coprophilia, but scat singing is much cooler.

Definition from Wikipedia. It's worded well.
Famous scat man: John Larkin, otherwise known as Scatman John - his songs are good examples of scat singing.

Others: Dizzy Gillespie, Cab Calloway, etc.
by emilly December 2, 2005
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Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war
Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."
by davidrawrs! March 1, 2010
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singin belfast sex monkey

particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast
by scagger February 11, 2005
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simrin

A person that enjoys life, amazing positive personality and loves to do hobbies! She wouldn't mind missing out with being with her friends to be able to do her hobbie ie....dance,art,instrument! They full fill there life with love and care for people! Always happy to help out with something, never doubts a person on first impressions either!
Simrin caring dancer
by simrinplayerfan December 11, 2011
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