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Shitter Shatter

When you shit so hard/big you break the toilet
You: Bro, don't go in the bathroom right now yikes

Them: why?
You: My dad just did a massive shitter shatter
by Beffedidoday October 10, 2021
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pat ma shants

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010
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Azure Flame Shattered Katana

Peak homosexuality in the game Deepwoken on roblox. 20% of the time the users are pretty chill and only did it to know what it feels like to be brain dead and the other 80% is just doing the build because they have no idea how to obtain skill
A: Bruh i got gripped by an Azure Flame Shattered Katana user

B: smh, 0 skill
by Ananogrm May 9, 2022
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Shants

Verb.
Origin: Germanic
1. From the abbreviation "To shit your pants.
2. To blunder or err.

Noun.
1. One who blunders or errs.
2. One who has shit their pants
also: shantsy, shantser

Adjective:
1. Describing a person who continuously blunders or errs a situation.

2. One who shantses a situation
Verb.
1. Dude, that girl just shantsed in our basement!
2. You are totally shantsing this situation.

Noun.
1. Yo, the girl just put her shants in your sink, bro.
2. Are we humans? Or are we shantsers?

Adjective.
1. The shantsing party was not fun at all.
2. That shants girl smells like shit now.
by The Shantser February 8, 2010
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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.
The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.
by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013
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Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants
Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.
by Gary June 6, 2003
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