shartstorm 

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.

A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm

shartstorm by thehomeland February 21, 2012

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm 

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

Mexican Shitstorm by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013

shitstorm 

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.

shitstorm by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 6, 2006

San Diego Shitstorm 

Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.

My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.

San Diego Shitstorm by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

shitstorm 

A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.

Instead of being over in a weekend, project Iraqi Freedom turned out to be a shitstorm.

shitstorm by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

Shitstorm 

A shitstorm refers not to one bad thing happening, but to many bad things happening in a short period of time. Usually describes many unlucky, sad or just awful events pertinent to the person speaking.

Q: How was work today?

A: Sucked! It was one SHITSTORM after another!

Shitstorm by SPLIT_FTW July 30, 2008