schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004

schmob

Derivations of the word Schmob:

Schmobbin(verb): straight up balls to the wall partying or any action involving wanton disregard for ones own safety or physical well being; an extreme activity in which an individual enters an abnormal heightened state of mind i.e. experiences with controlled substances, adrenaline surges etc.

Schmobbin(adj.): A definition for a person place or thing that is particularly exciting, fun or enjoyable.

Schmobbed(adj.): The condition which can arise during or after "schmobbin" has occurred; A state of inebriation, extreme euphoria or inversely a highly exhausted or spent state such as being hung over or injured.

"I was schmobbin in a Lamborgini Murcielego when I hit that little kid at 110 mph."

"Wassup dude! Yo this party is so schmobbin! Come to 101 Lombard street fast before the cops break shit up!"

"Dude I am so schmobbed. If I shotgun another coors I am going to vomit."

"No, I am too schmobbed to drive. Please take my keys from me."

by Ross G. July 15, 2008

schmoltz

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

by Bee Time May 20, 2008

sceno

a person who is both scene and emo

"anyone with straight black/other colour hair, eyeliner, who takes their profile picture from above them with their arm outstretched and has more than 1000 friends on their myspace is a sceno" said dave

"shut up n00b or i'll pwn you" said the sceno

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

sceno

A hyper breed of scene/emo kids. Often characterized by an obsession with screamo/indie bands, black nail polish, and eyeliner. Skills include, but are not limited to, finding kick ass photography, discovering new bands and introducing them to the public, and abandoning old bands once they become popular. While sceno kids do not cut, they are often scene mosh pitting and being kick ass.

"Dude, when the hell did Lee and Paige become so sceno?"

by ScenoLee December 14, 2008

scemoic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemoic"

by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011