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No sweat off my balls.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.
by WiggityWagner January 6, 2012
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sweater

A term for foreskin.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx January 19, 2021
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ball sweat

Peculiar moistness on the underside of his sack
I left my boyfriends house and noticed that my chin was damp from his ballsweat.
by Princess Julie March 4, 2004
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Sweater Vest Friday

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.
Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011
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poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)
"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."
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Sweater Bulls

1.) Breast that are similar to sweater cows, but much larger in size.

2.) Extremely large breasts that are a luxury to any man that can handle them.
Boy 1: Have you seen the size of Mary's sweater cows?
Boy 2: Forget her man! Rachel has some Sweater Bulls!
by Blue Devil of the Year November 21, 2009
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sweat sandwich

When you and your partner engage in nude sexual activity and it gets so hot that your sweat acts as an adhesive and sticks your bodies together.
Dude, my girlfriend and i made the biggest sweat sandwich ever last night! i could barely move!
by sowwy daddy May 4, 2011
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