sauce possum

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.

Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!

by Shadie August 23, 2006

Mud possum

A maximum prestige light-skin

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Possum Biting

N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.

"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."

"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."

by SouthernFriedChicken February 5, 2010

possum juice

1. Roadkill

2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.

3. Also known as "juicing"

"That was some great possum juice last night babe

"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"

by PossumJuice July 13, 2017

pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011

Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.

He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.

by Opossums January 14, 2021

petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat

i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.

by flipp December 14, 2008