Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's

She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns

by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018

"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.

I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Plain City

full of hood niggas who will smoke you wit one bullet

you know plain city fool? watch out 4 dee street niggas man they fuc you up crip

by poonsnatch69420 October 16, 2019

plain damn dumb

A person who is completely incapable of doing anything right. A complete fuck up.

That fuck face joe biden is plain damn dumb.

by El Wappo. January 31, 2021

Plain sal or sally

A proper Dillard, a really boring person

Urgh Dave you're such a plain sal or sally

by Chickenslayer29 August 15, 2021

plain jane

The kind of girl that walks past with no makeup on and you instantly notice her and give your friend the look and you both whistle for the longest period of time.

*extended whistling* sheeeeeesh lad she a plain jane

by MannyMudspuds69 September 4, 2021