pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

pussy parasite

That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy

J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite

by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 April 14, 2016

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020