morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player

by admin January 6, 2003

Morten

a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster

When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*

by Korsa March 3, 2004

Moted Facial

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

mortebation

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

Morten and Ingrid

They had sex

Morten and Ingrid has lots of sex

by AlbinoNigga March 14, 2019

Moredun

Moredun is a place to get fags and green or drink and u don’t want to mess

“Here bro wanna go moredun”
“No bro that place is filled with scary cunts”

by 123 yer da June 10, 2019