Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy

by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010

shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 23, 2010

mitt romney

the only good republican.

I like Mitt Romney.

by s.kyle November 17, 2020

Catcher’s Mitt

A beat up, work out vagina that smells like old sweat and balls.

She thinks she’s sexy with that worn out old catcher’s mitt she calls a vagina.

by Pitcher123 September 25, 2021

Icky Mitt

When after having sex with a Female or Male partner, you ejaculate onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face.

"so how come you and Sarah split up?"

"she freaked out when I gave her a Icky Mitt last week"

"Dude, you'd only been going out for two weeks!"

by Mr.Toasty May 28, 2012

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016