disco mitt

A woman's genital area on which there is a mammoth amount of pubic hair, referring to giant afros of the disco era.

I found a Playboy from the 70's and every girl in it had a disco mitt.
I really wanted to eat her pussy but I couldn't get through the damn disco mitt.

disco mitt by Lennyoracle October 14, 2005

Michigan Mud Mitt 

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

Michigan Mud Mitt by Diana March 9, 2005

semen mitt 

Anything that will or can catch semen.Some favorite mitts are vaginas , mouth, and titts.

Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.

semen mitt by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009

Shit-Mitt 

The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"

I got a Shit-Mitt from Steve's wife.

Shit-Mitt by Kal-El March 5, 2004

Dart your mitt 

when someone takes it up the pooper

when kyle jennings darted regum bradums mitt it was quite special and then drew said ohhhh dart your mitt eh

Dart your mitt by mitt darter December 31, 2011

catchers mitt 

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

catchers mitt by d0c March 17, 2008

Jizz Mitt 

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

Jizz Mitt by roger October 16, 2003