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O man that dudez got some serious mittiez!
mittie by Anny Nonimous September 28, 2008
Een Mittie is iemand met een groot mannelijk voortplantingsorgaan uit het midden van Nederland.
Ken jij hem?
Ja tuurlijk ik ken elke mittie
Mittie by 3dil June 16, 2020
mittie will take your breath away. she is the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. she is the prettiest girl in every room, and gets every eye anywhere she goes. she will go fishing and hunting with you and is a daddys girl. she is the girl you take back home but she is SO SEXY! but man fr though you gotta watch out if you date her and keep her safe because she is gorgeous!
mittie is so hot.
back off mittie is mine
mittie by fghtsku! September 23, 2020
mittie is my been
mittie by elllllllllllll3r January 26, 2022

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia
What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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