maynard

A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.

Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah

by TheWiseMan1 May 30, 2006

Manarchist

Any male anarchist who is feared because he doesn't agree with feminism and thus becomes a target for attack by insecure feminists who project their shortcomings on the manarchist. Often, any allusion to state-enforced abuse where a single male may recount an experience of mistreatment at the hands of the state, which is an indicator of a greater problem affecting multiple men, is met with sarcasm, disparaging remarks and trivialisation of the issue, often portraying them in a manner consistent to that of a frat boy. This happens even when such a male has good reason to feel like the abuse is state-enforced as evidenced by the study carried out by Murray A. Straus and Richard J. Gelles showing that when a woman called the police, in 41.4% (threatened with immediate arrest 28%) of the cases the man was ordered out of the house, but when the man called for the police, the woman was ordered out of the house in 0% (threatened with immediate police arrest 0%) of the cases.

Such feelings are met with contempt and disregard. Case in point, Jack R's and Otter Eliconia's definition.

Jack: Look at the Manarchist complaining about domestic abuse. He just ought to check his privilege. Look at him talking with that dude-bro accent, getting drunk, talking about abuse. How dare he have feelings! How dare he complain!

by The Real Humanist May 4, 2015

manarang

A boyfriend who just cant let a girl go

Daamn, i dumped simons ass two months ago and he just keeps comming back, damn Manarang

by Mr Ted January 4, 2008

mynarted

(adj.) disformed; disfigured; ugly or oddly shaped; destroyed in an unusual manner; having round or globular protrusions

(verb.) to smash or squeeze beyond recognition

THe frog looked mynarted after being run over by the car.

The boat had a mynarted appearance when the barnacles were attached to it.

The sculptor mynarted the clay by squeezing it

by Sheepish Frank February 1, 2008

maynardville

A city located 30 miles north of Knoxville. If you blink you will miss it. The vast majority of the population are rednecks, hillbillies, racists, bigots, hypocrites and uneducated idiots. You will see people that do not believe in showers. People that do believe in should-be-condemned vehicles. They are the only people I have ever met that will run screaming and crying if they see someone of another race or creed. I hang my head in shame.

Not a long description but one isn't needed. This sums it up.

If you do not believe me then visit. You will laugh. You will cry. Maybe even get sick.

Maynardville is a sorry city.

by someone801 January 1, 2008

mayhar

Coolest man you will meet, usually big-headed, dark hair, and is not so ugly. A mayhar will have the best friends any one could ask for, and will make a special handshake with all his bestfriends.

OMFG IT'Z MAYHAR, his head is so big.

by Spritemoula December 19, 2010

maynard

Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.

I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.

by rDoorn June 17, 2010