National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.

MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)

by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011