Pixel Masterbation

To have Exposed Wanking Pleasure with yourself Over a Animated Character in MMORPGs....
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like

Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!
Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!
by Holychuckle August 26, 2009
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Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad
"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."
by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022
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hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.
Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.
by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017
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Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 01, 2022
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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 04, 2018
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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Masterbation

Masterbation is an incorrect spelling. The correct spelling is masturbation.
by DaddyColonelRuffs July 28, 2025
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