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High Maintenance East Coast Tough Guy

East Coast Tough Guy living in San Francisco, talks it up more than the average ECTG without actually coming through on countless empty promises and bold statements... shows distinctive high maintenance feminine traits, possibly linked to his city of residence... unreliable...
takes up to 5 hours to decide what food to order...
by cormac breslin February 4, 2004
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Maintenance texting

if you’re texting someone you like to keep them interested in you.
john: yo stacey is totally maintenance texting me lmao
by mel_gracee June 1, 2018
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Maintenancology

A made up type of schooling some assholes came up with to feel better about their pointless jobs. Most likely some dickhead with a stupid 1st name like Kevin or Eric.
Eric is so full of shit he told me he had a doctorate in Maintenancology.
by Hardrockr2113 July 17, 2019
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maintenance mode

When ryan fakes having a major illness to not complete anything. Also his main excuse used as diversion of studying being the reason he hasn’t completed anything.
Na man still haven’t finished that one beat I’m gunna be in maintenance mode till i move out of my grandma’s...
by domaster666 February 10, 2020
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Malient

The girls malient behaviour made me suspicious as to her motives.
by DawnishPastie October 16, 2020
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Maintenance admin

A group of marines who are under appreciated by their maintenance counterparts who believe that they do nothing but sit in their office and jerk each other off while resetting OOMA passwords for fun. In reality they are the saviors of the fleet in that they let allow maintenance to use bullshit systems that make things 10 times as complicated and stupid, as well give S-6 a break because everyone thinks that they deal with computers.
Controller: Airframes! Have signed off that MAF on 069 yet?
Airframer: No Sgt all of our OOMA permissions have been changed by Maintenance Admin and they won't change them back unless change our passwords.

Controller: why don't you just change your passwords?

Airframer: they want us to change them to MAINTsuxASS42069!!!
Controller: understandable, go take their boots and get that MAF signed.
Airframer: Rah Sgt
by Hugh_ganus August 16, 2022
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Coal Maintenence

Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.

Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.

Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.
Exquisite coal maintenence
by 6@6 July 13, 2010
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