Lonelybooking

Adding status updates to Facebook, constantly, because no one is paying attention to one. Also, being alone in one's room in a house full of people, feeling lonely, and appealing to Facebook to feel validated.

Person 1: Crapsauce! John has texted me three times, and updated his status six times. He must be lonelybooking again.

Person 2: I'd talk to him, if he didn't lonelybook all the time. It's so annoying.

by ReverendDoctor August 29, 2012

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Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

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lonely_driver

Fastest driver on ROBLOX. Leader of Powerhouse and 2-0's Cyclones, even real life ones.

"Did you hear about lonely_driver? He drove straight into a tornado and it dissipated."
"Powerhouse forever!"

by neontetra12 August 22, 2021

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lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.

ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

by ?O0o.CONFUSED.o0O? March 10, 2010

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LonelyFans

A more accurate name for OnlyFans.

If you can't find a real girl to talk to you and let you see her naked, you can always pay for a girl on lonelyfans.

by awmm March 18, 2023

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Boston Lonely

Bos·ton Lone·ly n. - An overly idealistic, formulaic, and by-the-books band that is futilely trying to get signed while having three overly zealous members, a horrendous lead singer, and an array of poorly constructed songs. They are currently on "tour" and are expected to disband within two years. All members are also hopelessly delusional. This is the kind of trash that ruins our Berklee School of Music.

"Boston Lonely" is an appropriate name, for members of said band will be lonely for a great amount of time.

by Berklee students against Boston Lonely June 11, 2006

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