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Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.
Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.
by metfan630 February 23, 2009
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land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.
"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"
by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006
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Landline

The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
by kostovetsky August 3, 2010
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landmining

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.
he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea
by brahski666 July 25, 2011
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Landmines

When a friend takes you with him to see a girl or girls he has never met and they are ugly af.
Suttie you just led us into a field of landmines. -___-
by evilaznlayos April 1, 2011
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landmining

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.
I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.
by E4member June 22, 2012
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A landline Arkwood Man

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.
He handled that like a landline arkwood man would
by The transport observer June 16, 2023
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