the instagator

usually the instagator perches in the rats nest. where he tries to bwe cocky by beating noobs at chess. the instagator (poo stain) likes to hurt you if you make fun of him. he loves to come in roasty.

When sitting on a skiing chairlift the instagator will bring the bar down with exessive force and yell "comin in roasty"

by xxcorruptxx12 January 18, 2011

instatap

a tap that is done in an instant

usually done on extremely attractive females. tap it so fast u dont even need to think about it

Tom:daayyyumm look at dat hot bitch over there

Bob: ya i'd instatap dat

by jduong November 1, 2009

Instagasm

Premature ejaculation

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.

by Markie J August 9, 2009

Instavomit

Verb: When you smell or see something so terrible you vomit immediately.

I was at Ricks yesterday when this big ugly guy walked in and he smelled so bad I almost instavomit.

by Arrty August 23, 2011

Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.

What a instadamn your photo was!

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.

Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.

by raymo03 August 2, 2007

Instafail

A word protaining to Nazi Zombies in CoD WaW, where someone gets instakill, but still (noobishly) manages to get killed by a large number of zombies while the powerup is still active.

CoD: Instakill!

Player: OMG I still died????

spectator: Dude, you just got an Instafail! you suck.

by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009