Instagasm

Premature ejaculation

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.

by Markie J August 09, 2009

instagasm

Having an orgasm at the mere mention or thought of something.

I had an instagasm when I saw your hot mom naked.

by Mark McKinny February 04, 2004

instagasm

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.

Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.

by hypocrisy October 24, 2011

instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.

Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!

by Weird People (in a good way) March 24, 2009

instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 31, 2017

instagasm

the practice of urinating or taking a shit upon ones self after being exposed to a frightening image.

Dont instagasm when I show you the pic that I took of my mom nude. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

by Billy Joey Armstrong August 03, 2007

Instagasm

A nearly immediate orgasm during intercourse.

We made leave last night and I had an Instagasm

by Hotstuff82 June 23, 2022