innoocent

Not as innocent as would be initially surmised

Progress rapidly innoocent, no?

by Hercolena Oliver August 4, 2009

Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011

innocent handwasher

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Innocent

Definetely not Mike.

Mike is not innocent.

by Mmdeiroz May 9, 2018

Innocent

Innocent is defined as a female whom is holy clean during a clothes during a heated interaction. The term innocent is only applied if the female was highly aroused during her menstrual cycle.

A girl during her period having dry sexual interaction is still considered innocent

by Abracadabrameow September 4, 2018