Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

by Whythisword October 16, 2020

homerosexual

When a person could be characterized as bisexual, this would indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations versus hetero-relations.

Well, I go both ways but, I'm more of a homerosexual.

by smokesquantity April 18, 2004

heterosexual

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals

heterosexuals hide their homosexuality because of their fears

by maghilani May 8, 2010

I’m heterosexual

No you’re not.

“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”

by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020

Raging Heterosexual

Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.

Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.

by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011

heterosexual lesbian

A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.

Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!

What? With who?

Lucy.

Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.

by Rhodoferax October 4, 2013