A guard bunny or lifeguard bunny is one who only sleeps with or hooks up with lifeguards.
They are typically attracted to tan, built males and have a fascination for men in uniform much like badge bunnies (women who only go after cops), although this uniform is a pair of shorts.
They are typically attracted to tan, built males and have a fascination for men in uniform much like badge bunnies (women who only go after cops), although this uniform is a pair of shorts.
by 7mileislander November 29, 2009
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Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
by Yagoah May 12, 2011
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The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.
Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.
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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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Person #1: "Wow! Guadalupe is so successful that I am extremely jealous!"
Person #2: "jeez, and i was sitting here thinking she was a chonga from the ghetto"
Person #1: "wow you are so racist, Guadalupe is my favorite person, I look up to her! I should nominate her for an award"
Person #2: "jeez, and i was sitting here thinking she was a chonga from the ghetto"
Person #1: "wow you are so racist, Guadalupe is my favorite person, I look up to her! I should nominate her for an award"
by akbar puffin muffin February 4, 2010
Get the Guadalupe mug.The Old Guard (French: Vieille Garde) were the elite veteran elements of the Emperor Napoleon's Imperial Guard. It was the most feared elite infantry formation of its day.
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Get the Old Guard mug.A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,
Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.
Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.
Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!
Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!
Jenny: Awesome!
Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!
Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!
Jenny: Awesome!
Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)
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