Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2009