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Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.
Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.
by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017
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The Drunken Gandhi

A person who turns into a philosophical human rights activist while intoxicated. Though pretty normal while sober, usually this person would go on and on about their philosophical bullshit while under the influence. And God forbid if they detect another drunken Gandhi in the vicinity to discuss/argue with ... usually screws up the night for the Drunken Non-Gandhis who just want to enjoy their time.
Friend 1: Dude ... Sunny just had two beers ... I bet he's gonna turn into the Drunken Gandhi again.
Friend 2: Shit we should keep Jimmy away from him otherwise this night is fucked !
by MrFoulMouth April 13, 2013
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Rahul Gandhi

The one and only true comedian of india if dear rahul gandhi was not there in india that every indian would have gone into depression as only one source of true entertainment is Rahul baba and Sonia momi
Rahul Gandhi : is another elon musk in terms of machines can even ensure to make gold out of your po*p
by Kk240 November 25, 2021
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Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017
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rahul Gandhi

he is good at unintentional comedy but accidentally entered in politics. he pretend him as a youth leader but actually he is 52 year old age yuva neta, he is son of a bar dancer and his political party's unofficial name is sonia sena
rahul Gandhi is greatest comedian of all time...
by Antonio maino November 24, 2021
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Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"
by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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glandhandler

someone (usually female) who is widely experienced in the anatomy of the male member
"that Sharon is a right glandhandler; the filthy old rotter"
by SPACENEWT October 30, 2008
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