Fuckable

Everyone EXCEPT your significant other.

Ben: You know Susie is really fuckable.

Ben's girlfriend: HEY!

by thepersoninyourcloset July 13, 2015

Fuckuple

Two individually fucked up people, that somehow stay together as a couple. A variation is a perfect fuckuple, where the two somehow make an actually good couple.

Origin: portmanteau of fuck-up and couple.

Man, Jenna and Alex make such a fuckuple.

by Dylbie November 15, 2016

Fuckaleptic

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

by Crank Case February 9, 2017

Fuckable

Someone who is on the border of being attractive and unattractive.

Person 1 "If I was horny and she walked in my room naked, I'd smash but if I wasn't, I wouldn't smash"
Person 2 "What the fuck do you mean?"
Person 1 "Ya know, she's just fuckable"

by Pearlairbuffalo October 26, 2017

Fuckable

Do is it have a hole, if yes it's fuckable

Bitch doesn't have her pussy sealed, so she's fuckable bro

by Supreme North Korean March 1, 2018

fucktuppled

When you are so incredibly drunk on a uni holiday that you are unable to type coherently

Cay got so fucktuppled last night I'm amazed she made it to her lectures today

by accidentalgif11 May 16, 2018

Fuckable boi

The kind of boi who you think is very easy to fuck. They’re probably really cute but also kind of a fuckboy at the same time. A fuckable boi will usually use his fuckableness to lure girls into thinking that they will always be with him, and then just use them and throw them away.

Person 1: OMG!!!!! He is such a fuckable boi!!!!!

Person 2: wtf is that supposed to mean

by Kihara Pseudonym April 9, 2019