fuckaplegic 

An extremely offensive term for a person who is seen as "practically challenged". It suggests that they suffer from total or near total paralysis with the possible exception of the sexual organs, and that they are only useful as the recipient of sexual acts.

Fuckaplegic is almost synonymous with fucktard.

Person 1: Oh goodness! I've just knocked over your drink!
Person 2: You fuckaplegic cock socket.

fuckaplegic by nooloe July 30, 2010

fuckablelicous 

An indivudual rated as number ten on the "wan-fuck-scale". Looks hot, smells hot and of course tastes hot.

Keira Knighly is very fuckablelicous

fuckablelicous by Travis, A.K.A. Crack Head February 4, 2009