Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).
A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
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to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?
person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
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A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them
get out your Father is Fixing the Bed
get out your Father is Fixing the Bed
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... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
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After giving it to my girlfriend she was kind of just lying there with a look on her face and I asked her 'What's on your mind?'
To which she responded 'Finking'.
To which she responded 'Finking'.
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