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Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
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Fixing goldenscans

euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional.

to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?

person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
by BrightDevil August 18, 2010
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fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed
Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed
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Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.
Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.
by Crreeddss November 3, 2008
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Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
by Myk29 November 24, 2009
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finking

After banging your partner, the combination of euphoria, feels and exhaustion resulting in a state of mind somewhere between thoughts, feelings and a mind block.
After giving it to my girlfriend she was kind of just lying there with a look on her face and I asked her 'What's on your mind?'

To which she responded 'Finking'.
by TeamHubbieHunnie June 14, 2014
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fiking

The sexual act of having sex whilst riding bicycles normally gay, can rarly be seen at all
Johnny: yo fool wanna go fiking?

Harry: hell yea get yo ass on dat bycyle seat
by pernis mc butt sex December 30, 2015
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