fap

he pulls his dick all day long .. hemi the crazy kiwi

fap fap fap hemi goes

by sjrp dodson III September 4, 2003

FAP

This is a newly created meaning of the popular male masterbating sound effect. This definition is more of an acronym meaning "Fat Pussy". FA= fat, P= pussy.

Guy1: "Woah! Lela Star has a real fap."
Guy2: "Yeah, she named it Fatcat.
Guy1: "Well it is a fat puss.

by Finncity95 October 4, 2011

FAP

Feehely's Ass Pizza, an up and coming pizza chain owned by a close friend. Famous for it's wide range of delectable toppings such as dingleberries or semen and served with their famous drink, Pink Period Juice.

I went to FAP last night and got a Dingleberry Lover's Supreme with a large PPJ.

by PuckeringHideo May 10, 2005

fap

Acronym: Fuck A Pussy
v: to jerk off

Definition 1: Yo at the party I'm gonna fap so no cockblocking
Definition 2: Freddy was bored one day so he decided to watch a few pornos and fap

by Cromdome April 25, 2009

fap

is an acronym for fat above pussy

Hi Becky, I can tell you gained some weight because of your fap.

by Sassafras123 November 21, 2010

Fap

n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.

Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 4, 2008

fap

v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound

My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!

by C-Bags28 March 26, 2009