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Errectile Abuse

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction
"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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electile dysfunction

Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.
Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.
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erective

Those lady's jugs were sooo erective!!!!
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electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.
The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.
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Erectilyur

Referring to a mans erection in a classy manor.
It would appear you have awoken with a rather large erectilyur
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Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.
I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.
by Phil November 30, 2005
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Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse
"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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