disfunction
A spelling mistake made by internet know-it-alls and retards alike. It's spelled DYSFUNCTION you idiots.
disfunction by silverx69 September 9, 2011
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Correctile Disfunction
A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.
Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.
Correctile Disfunction by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019
Resurrectile disfunction
a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.
Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.
Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.
friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.
Resurrectile disfunction by Blifnab March 15, 2021
Erectile Disfunction
Erectile Disfunction by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007
Correctile Disfunction
Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.
Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.
What do the tutors comments say?
"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."
Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.
Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.
Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
What do the tutors comments say?
"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."
Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.
Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.
Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
Correctile Disfunction by RLD123 April 19, 2011
internet disfunction
When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.
internet disfunction by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007
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